Scrub your stress away.
A fully functional toilet brush crowned with a very familiar head of marigold hair. Cathartic. Giftable. Weirdly effective.
Why does this exist?
Because yelling at the news doesn't clean anything. This does.
Cheaper than therapy
$19.99 for unlimited sessions. Your therapist charges more and doesn't even come with a holder.
Actually cleans
Dense, springy bristles on a 13.9″ handle with a weighted base. A legit brush that happens to be hilarious.
Devastating as a gift
Instant white-elephant legend. The gift that gets stolen three times and talked about for years.
The full cabinet.
Every angle of the most presidential plunge companion ever molded.
One for you. One for a friend.
Or an enemy. Honestly, it works better on enemies.
One brush, one holder, one outlet for everything you've been holding in since the last news cycle.
Keep one, gift one. Watch a friendship get stronger — or funnier — in real time.
Tremendous reviews. The best.
“My toilet has never been cleaner and my blood pressure has never been lower. Two birds, one brush.”
— Dana K., verified scrubber“Bought the 2-pack and gave one to my father-in-law. Thanksgiving was… tremendous.”
— Marcus T., brave son-in-law“It's so wrong it's right. Also the bristles are legitimately good? I'm confused and satisfied.”
— Priya R., white elephant championFrequently asked questions
Completely. 13.9″ handle, dense marigold bristles, weighted 5.4″ holder base. It cleans like it has something to prove.
We couldn't possibly say. Any resemblance to a former golf enthusiast with distinctive hair is purely, deliciously coincidental.
3–5 business days anywhere in the U.S. Free shipping on orders over $25 — so basically the 2-pack plus anything.
It's a toilet brush. We admire the optimism, but please, no. Rinse and return him to his holder.